published by Todd Nienkerk on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 17:24
I'd say I'm doing okay, but I don't like to brag.
That was a joke about being polite. For my next joke, I will infiltrate a midwestern farm and learn their ways. After a lifetime of hard work in the corn and soybean fields, after I have grown old and feeble, I will gather my adopted family around my deathbed and reveal it was all a goof by uttering a pun involving tractor equipment. Then I will spring from the bed and finish my days as a bohemian in Park Slope. Read more about Politetariat
