From Yahoo! News:
Yanni Arrested in Alleged Domestic Dispute
[…] Yanni asked his girlfriend, Silvia Barthes, to leave his beachfront home in Manalapan on Thursday night, the police report said. Barthes, 33, told police she attempted to pack her clothing but the 51-year-old musician threw it on the ground.
She told officers he then grabbed her arms and shook her, throwing her on the bed, and jumped on top of her, according to the report.
Yanni told police Barthes kicked him, and he believed he injured his finger during the incident, the report said. […]
Y’know, taken out of context, this sounds less like a domestic dispute than some kinky, throw-you-down-and-choke-you fight-sex—all to the soothing, ephemeral whisperings of New Age piano spiraling from the heavens like rainbows made of butterflies. Erotic novel time!
As Silvia lay pinned to the bed, delirious with ecstasy, Yanni pressed his forearm against her larynx. A drop of sweat rolled off his majestic nose and into her panting mouth.
“I want you to sing for me,” he grunted as the salt spread across her tongue. “Sing for Yanni.”
“Sing!” he shouted, pressing harder against her throat with his rippling arm. “Sing for Daddy!”
Well, regardless of the cause for Yanni’s arrest, those dicks at the Betting Pool of Most Unlikely and Otherworldly Shit Imaginable owe me some serious cash.
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