Remember that TV show Roseanne? You know, the one starring John Goodman and, uh, what’s-her-name? Darlene?
Whatever happened to Roseanne after she married Tom Arnold and they had that big falling out and she said something about him having a needle-dick?
In an interview with the London Independent (by way of The Week magazine), Roseanne talks about getting back on the stand-up circuit. She also talks about all the plastic surgery she’s had done in her 20-odd-year career:
It’s weird how your face looks after plastic-surgery-ized. You can’t smile so much and your eyes don’t blink. My nose dripped constantly. They even sewed one of my ears back on crooked. No one looks better after plastic surgery. Just pink and shiny. At the end of it, you look like an idiot.
Hear, hear. The boys at Awfulplasticsurgery.com won’t have Roseanne Barr to kick around anymore—not that they ever cared enough to actually feature her on their site.
Did somebody say “site”? Roseanne’s got one.
And did somebody say “kid’s singalong video”? She’s got one of those, too: “Rockin’ with Roseanne - Calling All Kids.”
